"WHALES AND BONOBOS ARE GOIN' TO HELL! PRAISE BE TO GOD!"

And here I thought that I was just going to burn in hell with radical "Christians" and radical "Muslims" and a few others thrown in the mix. But NO!!! I, thankfully, get to burn with "giraffes, penguins, parrots, beetles, whales and dozens of other creatures,".

"Homosexuality has been observed for more than 1,500 animal species, and is well documented for 500 of them."

My wish is for ignorant, uneducated, simple-minded people to feel inspired enough to think for themselves, to make an attempt at deductive reasoning, to contemplate that maybe, just maybe the Universe, or Creation, or Nature (whatever you'd like to call it) knows something that they don't. And that it's okay to not know exactly WHY. We don't know a lot of "WHY'S".

But then again...now that I think about it in a more logical sense, I bet that Satan organized and sponsored this story. You know what??? THAT'S IT!!! Lucifer is a total homo, loves a good dance party, works out WAY too much and wants ALLLL the booty for himself! And now, he's like these two and wants a bunch of cool gay creatures for his big open house party...or big open fiery pit party. I can't believe that I didn't realize this sooner! What a slut.

I'd better go start packing water...and some "hot" pants.