The Report Card
***DISCLAIMER*** In the event that you skipped over the above post, or skimmed over it and don't realize, the below text and below pics with commentaries are not my own. The source is unknown. And funny as hell.
I AM BETTER THAN YOUR KIDS
If you work in an office with lots of people, chances are that you work with a person who hangs pictures up that their kids have drawn. The pictures are always of some stupid flower or a tree with wheels. These pictures suck; I could draw pictures much better. In fact, I can spell, do math and run faster than your kids. So being that my skills are obviously superior to those of children, I've taken the liberty to judge art work done by other kids on the internet. I'll be assigning a grade A through F for each piece:
Stumble It!
posted by Kevin Charnas | 5:16 PM
9 Comments:
you are an evil, evil, evil, evil, evil, extremely funny man. snort-worthy in fact, and not in a coke kind of way. go team.
oh, and i give the green head a B at least becsuse it reminds me way too much of everything i saw at the MOMA in ny.
you are not as evil now that i actually read that you didnt' make up these comments yourself.
apparently i am on a one woman mission to fill up your comment box all by myself.
Love the hairy fire truck.
This is funny.
I was a teacher in my former life and honestly, I would have loved to say this to some of my students. All I know is that during lunch, these are the examples my colleagues and I would be giggling over in my classroom.
Kevin, you rock. I want to come live in your blog.
I got this a few months ago but it still makes me laugh everytime I see it, especially the firetruck!
ESPECIALLY THE FIRE TRUCK!!! Will informed me that what appears to be hair is actually supposed to be the blare and sound of the lights and sirens. And of course, it makes sense. But, I like the idea that it's hair.
i liked the dog, made me think of penis. yes it did.
the comments had me in a puddle of pee over here, seriously i could not stop with the laughter :)
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That is awesome and hilarious. And I agree with all of your critiques.
Lisa
Holy toledo, Kevin. Shit don't get much funnier than this. What I'd give to be as creative as this dude (why do I assume it's a dude?) when it comes to captioning children's art. Then again, with four kids I'd have to dedicate a whole blog toward it. Thank you thank you thank you for sharing! Much-needed laughter.
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