The Evolution of My Halloween Costume; Post # 5
Move over, Sharon Stone...
There's a new blond in town.
Does anyone have any scissors? Or maybe a sickle?
Okay then.
Stumble It!
posted by Kevin Charnas | 9:58 PM
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36 Comments:
Wow. I'm speechless over here. This has gotta be my favorite so far! Sharon Stone would be proud.
Ok, didn't know my ass was up did ya! Well I am! So BOOOYAHHH!!!
Anyways...let's get back to this little supposed costume...
I can't figure out if you are Beyonce or Sharon. Hopefully not Sharon, because you are just WAY to friggin' hot to be her and I would hate to have to beat you with a hot scrunchie and call you names...
So Beyonce...yes Beyonce in her "Ring the Alarm" video...that suits you.
Sexy ass.
Mommy otr - You think that she'd be proud even given the size of her out-of-control...fur?
Await - HA! You are up late, aren't you baby? I was just over at your place reading about you getting flashed on myspace.
Thanks baby...Does Beyonce not trim her woo-haa either?
And Await - I can't believe that you were showing your MOTHER these pics. Wait a minute...yes I can. And I'm truly flattered that she still thinks I'm sexy. She didn't have her glasses on, did she?
Hmmm... Puss-n-Boots, Elton John, Anonymous Blonde in Tights, and Sharon Stone.... I REALLY can't make up my mind here which one is the best costume. Perhaps I should let my mother decide....
Ms. Stone has nothing on your ass...Those 'hot legs' and that, that, ...bush. Yum.
My favorite is "Puss in Boots". There's lotsa Kevin to enjoy in that one!
My second favorite is Sharon Stone. Very creative.
I just peed in my pants~!
You completely rock my world and I love you with feverish loyalty forever and always. Amen.
Can we hang out together? I bet you are a hoot!
Hoot? Does that make me sound old? I'm not. I'm super cool too although you wouldn't know it from my blog.
Ooops! Forgot this: Can I tell you how excited I was for you to uncross your legs? Desperate housewives need some excitement to get them through the day.
That was just way to dam funny!
As I'm scrolling down I knew what was coming but you still shocked the hell out of me.
Two words: Hedge Trimmers!
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
MYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
GAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWD!!!!!!!!!!!
When we all come over to your condo for that big blogger party....
I do NOT want either Sharon Stone wig!!!!
and do you really think Sharon is a true blonde?????
Sayre - HA! You wouldn't...would you? It's kind of hard for me to decide as well...I may have to just wear them all at different times.
Janet - Thank, baby. :) At least Puss In Boots makes it easy for me when I have to go to the bathroom.
Steppin' - Sorry...if "Sharon" had done that, no one would ever know.
Jessica - See what you've created? A monster I tell you. And...I haven't forgotten that I owe you a certain genre of "Pirate". That, I think I'll save for just a little while longer.
Slacker - YOU ARE cracking me up! I should probably post some out-takes later of other variations of "Sharon". Some of the other shots had quite a bit more...um...more fur. As in HUGE. We settled on this and now I'm wondering if we should have chosen some REALLY BIG STUFF.
Rains - man, you should have seen some of the other pics. imagine "Sharon" with the really, REALLY large afro that I previously was wearing between her legs. It was like the puss that ate Manhattan.
Pend - I voted no on the validity of her hair color. And previously wanted the big brown afro, but the photographer (Will) thought that the blonde one looked better...down there. I'm still not sure.
ACK! I just screamed out loud... Kevin, I LOVE you!!
BTW: We are planning a weekend in Santa Barbara for either late January or early Feb.!
Kristin - hehehehe...sorry...I couldn't resist. And I love you too. :) And late January/early February SOUNDS EXCELLENT!
My side hurts from laughing so hard. I LOVE YOU and truly needed to click on you today and SEE you a la Sharon Stone...you are classic and beautiful and hot and HIL-AIR-EEEE-US!
I'm buying you Nair for Christmas.
Okay, this is why the brazilian was invented!!!! You crack me up and I am not sure how I would've gotten through today without seeing this!
Happy Halloween you sexy bitch!
Carrie
Jen - HA! I hoped you'd enjoy it! I'm obviously glad to oblige. :) And thanks for the compliments, baby-doll-tender-love.
Christina - Does Nair work on fur?
Carrie - :) I think that I may have completely screamed my head off of my body if a Brazilian was ever attempted on me. :o I was originally thinking something bigger. Do you think that this one is big enough? Honestly?
HAHAHAHA!!! OMG!!! That's PERFECT!!!!
Susan - thank you... *deep bow* :)
I think Pendullum brings up a very important issue... true blonde, or no?
What a BOLD move you made with that Blonde Beav, Mr. Charnas.
And how come you look better in white than I do? No fair!!
Well.... Mom thought Elton was pretty funny, and my dad was absolutely HOWLING over Sharon Stone, but I gotta say, Puss-n-Boots is still my favorite. I'm just not sure how you would pull that off in public, though...
By the way - I won my work's best costume! Pics on my blog later!
Puss in Boots- definitely my favorite, but I did laugh hysterically when I saw this. The Afro Bush would be killer.
I love it. That is so funny!
That is hilarious. And your legs are better than Sharon Stone's.
OMG!!! That's perfect!!!
OH MY GOD IT's SHARON STONE. Great costume Kevin. She scares me a bit. SO is this the winner? Are you going out tonight dressed like that?
Ok, I don't even remember how I found your blog even though it was within the last few days. These costumes are cracking me the hell up!
You. Freakin. Rock.
And to think I took up blogging to avoid the costs of therapy
You know, it's a real pain when I burst out laughing at work. Then they know I'm up to no good.
Fabulous--I'm afraid I'm going to have to show the pictures around and say it's me.
I fucking love you, man.
--kelly
nair christina??!! LOL! don't think it would work, that baby needs some serious waxing :)
you so rawk kevin!!!!!!!!!!! :)
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OH MY GOD THAT IS SOOOO FUNNY. You made me laugh out loud and now I have to forward a link to at least 30 people because this is just AWESOME.
I was going around telling people on other blogs to go to your blog... after seeing your hysterical Keviner Charniston sp?) pictures.....
and Gretchen said that I had to come check out your Halloween pics...
OMG...
YOU'RE KILLIN ME!
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