What, the name of the Lord, is the point of my having led a carefully sheltered existence for all these years only to have the roof blown off like that.
See, you can get away with that in California. Out here on the prairie it's sometimes freezing cold on Halloween and many costumes must accommodate a parka. Something tells me that the Puss in Boots costume would not really lend itself to the layered look.
Marmite - Oh baby...cat scratch fever. *arch and a hissss*
Moobs - I'm sorry, I had to do it. I didn't want to. Jessica from Oh The Joys made me.
Chica - Thanks HOTTIE! I could only be so lucky. I remember you in that dress...that tight little number? Oh yeah...I remember...I may be gay, but it gets a little confusing sometimes. Oh, and I trail ride.
Steppin - hehehehe... :)
Sayre - glady...let's go. :)
Mrs. T - layered with baby oil, maybe...
Jessica - SEE? SEE??? SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO? THIS IS ALL YOUR DOING! ALL OF A SUDDEN, BOOM! I'M HALF-NAKED ON THE INTERNET! IN RED COWBOY BOOTS, SOME CRAZY RASTAFARIAN WIG WITH A KITTY IN FRONT OF MY WOO-HAA!
Kat - maybe I should just leave it then?
Janet - meow...baby oil would work nicely too, no?
Christina - NO....seriously? Just wait. They get better...and more humiliating.
I can't get over the sheer BOLDNESS. You ARE naked on the internet in red cowboy boots. You rock so hard! ... whatever role I have played in this only makes me so fucking cool. You.
You are totally insane. I can't look away. I want to, but I can't. I feel like I had to leave a comment because I feel like a peeping tom lurking and not commenting.
I've seen you post on Jessica's blog and came over to see what this costume stuff was all about. You've got women squealing from one coast to the other. I find it to be very amusing. You are quite the blog tease! :)
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So I guess you let the cat out of the bag...
Sweet Fancy Moses!
That's all there is to say, Kevin.
Well, that and the obligatory "REEEEORWWWW"
(That is a wildcat, for anybody not intuitive enough to get that from my insane word).
What, the name of the Lord, is the point of my having led a carefully sheltered existence for all these years only to have the roof blown off like that.
Charnas You Dawg: If you ever need to marry a woman for "political reasons" (and if I ever need to marry a man, for like, say, money)
... me me me!!! you you you!!
I'll just rub yer muuuuskles and we can call it a night.
Mew, mew.
ps
do you ride bikes?
YEAH BAY-BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Want to come to my work's Halloween Party?????
See, you can get away with that in California. Out here on the prairie it's sometimes freezing cold on Halloween and many costumes must accommodate a parka. Something tells me that the Puss in Boots costume would not really lend itself to the layered look.
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! This was SO worth the wait! I GUSH and GUSH over this. You are my hero.
the constant flapping when you walk might become uncomfortable, though.
That's not chafing you is it? I could come over and baby powder your bits for you if you want....meeee-owwww.
You sex kitty you.
Thank you for the new screensaver. *giggle, giggle, snort*
I had to come back for more.
I bow down before you and worship at the altar of Kevin.
...and oh, by the way, nice pussy.
Jen - Or...the cat is covering the bag.
Marmite - Oh baby...cat scratch fever. *arch and a hissss*
Moobs - I'm sorry, I had to do it. I didn't want to. Jessica from Oh The Joys made me.
Chica - Thanks HOTTIE! I could only be so lucky. I remember you in that dress...that tight little number? Oh yeah...I remember...I may be gay, but it gets a little confusing sometimes. Oh, and I trail ride.
Steppin - hehehehe... :)
Sayre - glady...let's go. :)
Mrs. T - layered with baby oil, maybe...
Jessica - SEE? SEE??? SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO? THIS IS ALL YOUR DOING! ALL OF A SUDDEN, BOOM! I'M HALF-NAKED ON THE INTERNET! IN RED COWBOY BOOTS, SOME CRAZY RASTAFARIAN WIG WITH A KITTY IN FRONT OF MY WOO-HAA!
Kat - maybe I should just leave it then?
Janet - meow...baby oil would work nicely too, no?
Christina - NO....seriously? Just wait. They get better...and more humiliating.
Jessica - thank you, I just washed it.
*staring at the picture*
"Wow, that almost looks like it could be him"
*staring closer, squinting eyes*
"Wait? Holy Shit, that IS him, isn't it?!?!?"
Damn!!!!!!! Nice ummm, boots! LOL
You should TOTALLY make a Colorform out of this? Remember those vinyl paper dolls you could dress up?
Oh man, so Colorform material...
Kevin you bastard!
You stole my Idea!
Well I wasnt going to go to that extreme, but close. Wait, no fucking way I would have got near that shit. I have to admit its.... original!
BTW, Nice boots
Jenn - thank you...unfortunately it really is me. :) in all my humiliating glory.
Christina - that is actually a really good idea. How can I do that? Seriously...
Rains - there is NO REASON why we can't share. I would pay money to see you wearing that. Are you game? Christina, don't you think that he should?
Contact Mattel? I dunno. lol
Rain in that outfit would make me piss my pants. Again.
I can't get over the sheer BOLDNESS. You ARE naked on the internet in red cowboy boots. You rock so hard! ... whatever role I have played in this only makes me so fucking cool. You.
YOU!!!!!!
p.s. OMG your BULGING muscles!
My mom is sitting here and she thinks you are extremely and sexy.
She said the boots make you look dangerous!
You are most definitely ROCKING those bad boys!
Wowza, Kevin. WOWZA. Do you know how fucking hot you are??!?!?!?!?!?!! For the first time in my life I am aching to be a gay man in California.
What's new pussycat? Roar!
So it takes a spooky holiday to get you to finally show us your bod?!
Fuck the puss and boots, I can't look away from those MUSKLES!!
Kevin,
What's with the secret code words?
Chica, I "Trail Ride"
Is that like a "London Bridge"?
;)
You are totally insane. I can't look away. I want to, but I can't. I feel like I had to leave a comment because I feel like a peeping tom lurking and not commenting.
I've seen you post on Jessica's blog and came over to see what this costume stuff was all about. You've got women squealing from one coast to the other. I find it to be very amusing. You are quite the blog tease! :)
You're killing me! You are just the kind of guy I like to party with. Wished you lived here so we could go play.
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