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Tuesday, October 17, 2006

An Evening At The Greyhound Racetracks

Will and I really hate wasting food. We find it disrespectful. It’s not that we actually think that we can send it to the less fortunate. It’s just out of a graceful respect for those who don’t have enough, for where the food came from, what gave its life for us to be nourished from it, who grew it and took care of it and transported it to market and who sold it. The revere of food and cooking in our home is like a meditation. Not all of the time, mind you...but we try. I feel as though we’re paying homage to the earth by paying honor to our food.

Of course, this is nothing new. It’s called “Saying Grace” before a meal – same thing.

Well recently, Will said to me, “Do you remember that really sweet greyhound that I used to have, the one that I rescued from the shelter when I was living in the city? Well, did I ever tell you about the time that I had a full plate of refried beans that I didn’t want to throw out, so I fed it all to the dog and then I went out for the evening?”

***Clarification to the ending of the story***
When Will arrived home later that night, there was more than just explosive farts all over the house...

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12 Comments:

Blogger Sven said...

Oh my! That must have been fun.

BTW, I followed the link about saying grace and along side the article was an ad featuring a gentlemen sticking his tongue out at me.

An amusing bit of irony to be sure.

9:31 AM  
Blogger Rainman said...

Instead of throwing it out I gave my old dog the end of a pot of chilli. He loved that shit. Dogs live for food. You wanna talk about some serious dog farts? Let me tell you, I could have amde a million if I bottled that stuff and sold it as propane.

10:12 AM  
Blogger Rainman said...

Instead of throwing it out I gave my old dog the end of a pot of chilli. He loved that shit. Dogs live for food. You wanna talk about some serious dog farts? Let me tell you, I could have amde a million if I bottled that stuff and sold it as propane.

10:12 AM  
Blogger Oh, The Joys said...

Where is the rest of the story about the farty dog?

Also, I used to think like that about wasting food until someone said, "It's just as much of a waste to put food you don't need into your body."

(But it's still FUN and tastes good.)

10:49 AM  
Blogger Kevin Charnas said...

Sven - I looked for that guy, I think that he was just there for you. :)

Rains - You should have and sometimes we think of it with our's. It smells like rocket fuel. Last night they almost blew us out of the room.

Jessica - it was QUITE a bit more than dog farts. THERE.WAS.SHIT.ALLLLL-OVER-THE-PLACE. The dog had EXPLOSIVE diarrhea all over the house. Will said it took him hours to clean it all up. He had a small lapse in judgment giving the dog A WHOLE PLATE FULL!

11:10 AM  
Blogger kim said...

you guys crack me the hell up ....

i dont even want to know what happened to the dog ...or the house for that matter lol

11:35 AM  
Blogger Jenn said...

Ewwwwwwwwwwwww

I was thinking that when you give food to the dog it's almost ok, right? It's not throwing it out...so it's not wasted! But, ummm maybe refried beans are the exception. yea, and maybe chili too.

12:00 PM  
Blogger Kristen said...

OMG that had to be horrible! LOL. Well that's what you get for giving a dog refried beans instead of investing in tupperware LOL.

12:55 PM  
Blogger Kevin Charnas said...

Kim - HA! Poor dog...Will said that she felt really badly (no doubt) and he didn't scold her because it was his fault. He felt awful about it. poor sweet dog...

Jenn - I definitely think that those are the exception. :) and maybe flax seed too.

Kristen - it's so, so true. VERY big lapse in judgment. HA! gave me a good laugh, though...but then again, I didn't have to clean it up.

3:42 PM  
Blogger Catherine said...

Ugh. Been there. Smelled that. Only it wasn't a plate full of refried beans, but a rescued-from-the-shelter dog that suffered from the occasional anxiety attack if we weren't home at a certain hour. Eesh. What horrible memories.

7:56 PM  
Blogger Lotta said...

Well, that explains a lot. I recall something you wrote about being posed and sexy, then boyfriend enters the room and asks if you have been farting. I would be a bit fart sensitive too if I had to clean up a housefull of dog fartcraps!

10:31 PM  
Blogger Sayre said...

And Will actually ASKED you if you remembered that dog????

I'd say that would be a memory that would stick even through Alzheimers...

Poor doggie.

6:20 AM  

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