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Sunday, September 10, 2006

Rear Window

Will and I just got back from taking the dogs to the beach for sunset. We took a nice bottle of Gewurztraminer with us to witness the plunge of the gaseous ball that gives us life. We toasted to our life together, to our future together (despite a horrendous fight that we had last week that left me feeling rather broken for a few days), and to our gratitude in finding one another. We toasted to our dogs that were running all over the place eating every piece of shit that they could find.

We sat on a blanket in the sand and watched as the sun sank lower in the sky and turned from yellow and gold to orange, then magenta and then into the colors of memory. We watched squadrons of Pelicans flying in formation over the tumbling Pacific. We watched as Sandpipers ran here and there and everywhere on what seemed to be toothpicks for legs. We sat and watched a seal bob her head in and out of the water as she watched us.

It was a really lovely, incredible evening. The mountains served as a silhouette, that seemed more like a cardboard cutout against the darkening sky, with the palm trees petting a slight breeze while we headed home.

As we entered our condo complex feeling at peace in our Sunday evening, we passed a neighbor's place and as a bathroom window was open, we were lucky enough to be given something a little extra to make this evening complete. We witnessed the baby-sitter sitting on the can, leaning over wiping her ass.

So I ask you, does it get much better than this? I don't think so.

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13 Comments:

Blogger Janet a.k.a. "Wonder Mom" said...

Honey...It doesn't get ANY better than that.

There are no words to describe how hard I laughed at that.

Gewurztraminer is my all time favorite grape. So sweet. I am glad you enjoyed the wine and the 'show'.

10:25 AM  
Blogger Samantha said...

The perfect end to a perfect evening . . . :)

10:26 AM  
Blogger superstar II said...

EWWWW what a horrible ending..I mean, BUY some curtains PLEASE!!! Gross.

Missing you!
[[smooches]]

10:48 AM  
Anonymous Moobs said...

Working, as I do, with lawyers there are arseholes wherever I look.

11:35 AM  
Blogger Becky said...

lol omg! its a good thing your blog because seriously..your life is so entertaining!

2:03 PM  
Blogger Kristin said...

omg... i needed a laugh and that was just perfect!

3:47 PM  
Anonymous emma said...

Amazing the things that you witness, Kevin. Even I, who have been known to walk around the house naked with the curtains open because I don't give a fuck, take a crap behind a window with a curtain.

5:50 PM  
Blogger Teacher lady said...

The faculty bathroom has a window right next to the, um, facility and I often wonder if students can see us. And now, I won't just wonder; I'll have nightmares about it.

10:08 PM  
Blogger Christina_the_wench said...

How do you not notice other people being able to see you wipe your ass? Seriously.

I need one of those relaxing beach moments. Tell Will I get to go next time.

5:00 AM  
Blogger liberalbanana said...

I was like, "Wow, what a beautiful story!" and then I read the last paragraph.

Nice.

;)

6:28 AM  
Blogger Lisa Goldstein/Kelly Kelly said...

Oh. Holy. Jesus. I'm dying.

--kelly

10:34 AM  
Blogger carrie said...

Oh the suspense, and the kicker! Every time Kevin, every time.

And why? Why must dogs eat poop? I am doggie sitting for my parents, and the dog goes and digs like a hole big enough to get to China in the kids play area to dig up a petrified cat poop that must be at least 10 years old -- and he eats it. Ugh!

Carrie

12:43 AM  

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