Janet - thank you, the first audio of my real voice - and of course my allergies were horrible when I recorded it. You'd think that with nostrils as big as mine, I'd always breathe clearly, but nnnooooo...with nostrils as big as mine, I pick up pollen as far away as Michigan.
You should do ALL of your posts in audio! You are hilarious! You sound so GOOD! Not only are you one sexy mutha-shut-yo-mouth, you have the voice to boot! I could listen to you all day!
You remind me of a friend I had back in college. His ass kept me in stitches. The wit, the humor, the truth...gosh darnnit, me and you so need to get together. I am sure we would walk into a bar and turn that shit straight upside down!
If we ever get to meet, I get to wear that shirley temple wig and the gogo boots. You can borrow my cowboy hat and stilettoes.
Await - thanks, baby...the mold in our condo was doing a number on my fucking nose, so I sounded a little bit nasally...but thanks. :) you sure know how to make a fella feel good. I would LOVE to meet you and one day, I know I will. You always crack me up and if you're blogging about something serious, you do it with such honesty, it astonishes me. You're real and I love it.
you sound like someone id sit with at a coffee shop and yak yak yak yak all day long.. and wave our hands while we speak ( err.. talk loudly with each other while rolling our eyes at people we're talking about)
I busted A GUT. There is blood and tears and I'm sure to need surgery!! But damn if it didn't feel good to laugh like that... and I already knew the story!
If I ever go blind, I know I can count on your audio posts to cheer me up!! Even better than the written version (who knew you could top that?)!!!
Now, I just need you to record yourself reading Goodnight Moon (seriously) because my voice is becomming all scratchy and crackly reading it over & over & over . . .
Okay my husband thinks somethings up because I kept replaying this. Every time I played it I got interrupted and so I would start it over. He appeared after a nap on the couch looking surly and said "Isnt that guy gay? And then added "What are you a stalker?"
Grafx - man I wish you lived here...I KNOW we'd be doing that.
Panda - LOVE that I made Spudly want to vomit. :) I think it's a perfect message.
Holly, Catherine, - thank you...I was concerned that it would lose something.
Kristin - Thanks, baby, - that's quite a compliment!
Carrie - Thank you, thank you...and send over the book, I'd be happy to! :)
Andreia - HA! He's knows we're dating, right?
Pend - now that would be fun...humm...you've got me thinking...
Anonymous - thank you, *deep bow* I'm thrilled that you liked it so much...I really was worried. You've inspired me to do more, so just a fair warning. :)
Lisa - thanks! actually, I did it in 2 takes; the first one cut me off (it only allows 5 minutes) so i had to speed it up. Plus another recording that I previously did (that I deleted), I was reading, then you'd hear me start yelling at the dogs. I probably should've just kept it... it was actually pretty funny - because I sounded like a bigger asshole than I already am.
Rains - thanks, man...one day I hope to, I hope, I hope. In the meantime, I'm going to begin torturing you all with my voice.
Jenny - thanks, sweets! I hope he does, it's his really fanatical followers that hate me.
Emma - thank you, I hope so too. They're actually fucking ridiculous.
it's like npr gone so unbelievably wrong that it's just so right.
i am sorry that i'm a lax blog reader/comment poster. it doesn't mean i don't care. oh, and i'm still trying to remember to look up the dates of oktoberfest here. it's actually free to get in. go team.
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Hee hee...even better than reading it..THAT is great.
Janet - thank you, the first audio of my real voice - and of course my allergies were horrible when I recorded it. You'd think that with nostrils as big as mine, I'd always breathe clearly, but nnnooooo...with nostrils as big as mine, I pick up pollen as far away as Michigan.
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh my fucking GAWD!!!!!!
You should do ALL of your posts in audio! You are hilarious! You sound so GOOD! Not only are you one sexy mutha-shut-yo-mouth, you have the voice to boot! I could listen to you all day!
You remind me of a friend I had back in college. His ass kept me in stitches. The wit, the humor, the truth...gosh darnnit, me and you so need to get together. I am sure we would walk into a bar and turn that shit straight upside down!
If we ever get to meet, I get to wear that shirley temple wig and the gogo boots. You can borrow my cowboy hat and stilettoes.
So loving you! Oh, imagine a podcast TOGETHER!!!
Await - thanks, baby...the mold in our condo was doing a number on my fucking nose, so I sounded a little bit nasally...but thanks. :) you sure know how to make a fella feel good. I would LOVE to meet you and one day, I know I will. You always crack me up and if you're blogging about something serious, you do it with such honesty, it astonishes me. You're real and I love it.
you sound like someone id sit with at a coffee shop and yak yak yak yak all day long.. and wave our hands while we speak ( err.. talk loudly with each other while rolling our eyes at people we're talking about)
You are the MASTER story teller, my dear! I am so digging the audio!
I played the audio file with Spudly on my lap (I'm a bad mum, I know) and he laughed. Especially at the road rage bit.
Then he stuck his fist down his throat and threw up.
There's a message in that for all of us.
I busted A GUT. There is blood and tears and I'm sure to need surgery!! But damn if it didn't feel good to laugh like that... and I already knew the story!
Audio rules.
If I ever go blind, I know I can count on your audio posts to cheer me up!! Even better than the written version (who knew you could top that?)!!!
Now, I just need you to record yourself reading Goodnight Moon (seriously) because my voice is becomming all scratchy and crackly reading it over & over & over . . .
Carrie
Old Davey Sedaris better watch his back... that was excellent.
Now,
You should give audio to all of our comments... Dramatize our voices!!!!
OOOOOOuuuwwwweeee...
Could be pretty scary!!!!
Okay my husband thinks somethings up because I kept replaying this. Every time I played it I got interrupted and so I would start it over. He appeared after a nap on the couch looking surly and said "Isnt that guy gay? And then added "What are you a stalker?"
LMAO - dude!
The flies! THE FLIES!!!!!
LMAO
Her chia pet tongue!
OMG.
Do this more.
LMAO
Just one question: how did you keep from cracking up as you read that out loud?? Did you do a bunch of takes?
I loved it. Hilarious. The delivery was awesome - like a pro comic you didn't overplay the funny lines, which made them funnier.
Lisa
Do you do books on CD?
It's hard to believe that it's actually a bit funnier on the audio post. Great writing AND comic timing? Jesus must love you.
You do a brilliant audio, only slightly marred by the blocked nose. Hope your allergies clear up soon.
Grafx - man I wish you lived here...I KNOW we'd be doing that.
Panda - LOVE that I made Spudly want to vomit. :) I think it's a perfect message.
Holly, Catherine, - thank you...I was concerned that it would lose something.
Kristin - Thanks, baby, - that's quite a compliment!
Carrie - Thank you, thank you...and send over the book, I'd be happy to! :)
Andreia - HA! He's knows we're dating, right?
Pend - now that would be fun...humm...you've got me thinking...
Anonymous - thank you, *deep bow* I'm thrilled that you liked it so much...I really was worried. You've inspired me to do more, so just a fair warning. :)
Lisa - thanks! actually, I did it in 2 takes; the first one cut me off (it only allows 5 minutes) so i had to speed it up. Plus another recording that I previously did (that I deleted), I was reading, then you'd hear me start yelling at the dogs. I probably should've just kept it... it was actually pretty funny - because I sounded like a bigger asshole than I already am.
Rains - thanks, man...one day I hope to, I hope, I hope. In the meantime, I'm going to begin torturing you all with my voice.
Jenny - thanks, sweets! I hope he does, it's his really fanatical followers that hate me.
Emma - thank you, I hope so too. They're actually fucking ridiculous.
it's like npr gone so unbelievably wrong that it's just so right.
i am sorry that i'm a lax blog reader/comment poster. it doesn't mean i don't care. oh, and i'm still trying to remember to look up the dates of oktoberfest here. it's actually free to get in. go team.
where's my cmment? damn that bitch blogger.
what i said was:
is it wrong i was taking care of myself while listening to you H-O-T voice??????!!! HOT.
seriously though, love the audio post, YAY for the audio post! i heart it! :)
m
~throws computer on floor~
I can not get this STUPID POS to play the audio....
I am very very...UPSET!
~pops a zanax and a valuim~
My first time here and I think you should read all your post and copy a transcript?
missy x
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