A Peaceful Wig Offering
Which one to choose? Which one? What's a boy to do??? So many wigs, so little time...
Well, the good news is, I DON'T HAVE TO CHOOSE! I GET TO HAVE THEM BOTH! And the bad news is, I'M GOING TO LOOK FUCKING RIDICULOUS IN THESE WIGS AND I DON'T GIVE A FUCK BECAUSE I'M NOT GOING TO BE LOOKING AT MYSELF!!!
So, actually, I don't really count this as "bad news". At least not for me. For you maybe, because you'll have to see me looking completely hideous in them.
Tonight, when I came home from feeding the horses, Will informed me that he bought me 2 new wigs. Some people offer peace through the giving of olive branches, some through the gifts of chocolates and flowers, some through the kicking of groins. Will offers his apologies in other ways. I'm old-fashioned, I say, "I'm sorry". Where as he expresses his regret by buying me 2 new mats of fake hair. And I gratefully accept his creative apology. As you may or may not know, we have a costume closet that keeps expanding and these both (pictured above) will make fantastic additions to the collection.
I mean, come on, can't you just see my blue eyes a-dazzle and reddened with booze and cigarettes while I'm wearing the one on the bottom-left while dancing in my best Donna Summer lycra body suit?
And the one on the top-right? What? You don't think that I have a tight little leopard-skin get-up to go with that one? Just try me...
You're jealous, I know...you can admit it, go ahead...it's okay...
Stumble It!
posted by Kevin Charnas | 7:58 PM
25 Comments:
err. wha!?!?!
I like the second one: half human half sheep. But then I'm half-welsh.
Man, I like the first one. Because a bonnet, a shepherd's crook and a milkmaid costume would look adorable with those glossy little ringlets.
I am a tiny bit freaked out... but I think the first one looks really nice, and the second one looks like an angora rabbit had a road accident.
I think you should blog some pictures of you wearing them, though.
You can walk the walk but can you talk the talk? What I'm trying to say is, photos of you and Will in the wigs and lycra. When? Don't just tease us and leave us hanging Kevin ....
My ex apologised with a hamster once! Say I Love You with Rodents! You HAVE to post some pics of you in the wigs!
If you don't post pictures of you and Will wearing them, then I'll be very diappointed because then you ARE NOT the blogger I thought you were.... I love the first one...I always wanted hair like that...
Holy Shit dude. That is funny.
Found you from the Mama Drama post on the Chronicle.
I own Jenny a Christmas Card.
Photoshop CS2 here I come!
*insert manical laughter*
The first one Kevin - definately the first one LOL
Wow... Yeah I'm jealous!
Do you have a blue gingham dress and red rhinestone shoes as well???
What other costumes do you have???
Ohhh.... Post them on flickr! Post them on flickr!!!!
You and Will can give us a flicka show...
And how did you apologise???
Grafx - I yelled at Will and felt pretty bad about it. I don't like "yelling", at least not unpleasant things. So, he bought me wigs as an apology. Perfect sense, no? :)
Moobs - HA! I know! What the hell is that wig anyway? It's fucked, that's what it is. (by the way, that wig is coming from your isle, what the hell kind of wigs do you guys make over there?)
Mel - GREAT IDEA! thanks...
Spaniel - you should be freaked out. i kind of am too. and the road accident thought made me burst out laughing.
Emma, Sam, Janet - you'll see...you'll see...just give me a little time. :)
Anonymous - thanks for dropping in!
Christina - don't tease me.
Nikki - maybe the first one just for dinner wear?
Pend - See? I wished that you lived closer. I will be using the wigs for a project that I have coming up that I'll be able to fill you in on a little later, but when we have dinner parties, we often break out wigs, hats, sunglasses and scarfs or jackets - it's hysterical. Then we put on some Greek music, move the furniture out of the way and start dancing. Something tells me that you'd fit right in.
The Blue gingham dress and red rhinestone shoes is an EXCELLENT IDEA! Thanks! Those are next.
I will do a post of them, I promise. And let's just say that I make an ugly "Britney".
These nostrils do not a pretty woman make.
And, I just said that I was sorry. I told him where I was coming from and he did the same. I just don't like yelling. It's not productive. No one listens to someone who's yelling.
you read my mind! i was just thinking i needed 2 really scary blond wigs for my new career! (ha!)
Who's teasing? *wink*
As soon as I get time.....
I demand photos of you in these wigs - and in some crazy costume from the closet... PUH-LEASE indulge me nostril man!
Yes. I want pictures too. That is too damn funny!
Nikki M - seriously?
Jessica & Beth - i promise, unless Christina beats me to it. And Jessica, seeing how you're going to be RETIRING IN MY NOSTRILS, you're certainly going to have your fill of our wigs and costumes.
Yes. I need to know how to decorate my nostril condo... so I need to see what kind of prints and fabrics you'll be sporting so everything can gel.
I'm so taking a picture of the second one and telling my stylist to hook me up. Oh, yes, she will cry, but I'll be...um...well, different.:P
I fully and totally admit my jelousy,I want to play in your costume closet. when I was in highschool I used to skip class to hang out in the costume loft of the drama department. My b-day is the day b-4 halloween, I was born with the dress up adiction.
I wanna come to one of those dinner parties! I absolutely adore dressups, but sadly my only partner in dressup crime deserted me for sunnier climes.
What are those....anorexic shirley temple curls?
Oh god, you wear that one on the lower left, and you're going to have to provide the Xanadu pictures to go along with it!!!
Carrie
That was really sweet of Will, good boy.
i am rather speachless. impressed and inexplicably happy, but still speachless...unless it's spelled speechless. damn.
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