Out Of The Mouths Of Friends:
Geness (in conversation with a psycho homeless man that she encountered while meditating at the beach): "If you focus on the darkness and not look for the light, you just perpetuate darkness."
Psycho: "That sounds like something a NAZI would say..."
Geness: "YOU JUST CALLED ME A NAZI AND I REALLY DON'T APPRECIATE IT!!!" (So much for serenity)
***Back at home***
Geness: "There's NO way you can give someone the four-one-one on a VAGINA!" (411 is what we dial here in the states for information)
Geness (out our kitchen window for the neighbors to hear as she was doing dishes): "I bet there's A LOT of lesbian grandmas!"
Geness (out our kitchen window yet again): "Do guys care if they have tiny BALLS?" (We wouldn't know...ahem.)
***At the Baron and Molly's***
The Baron (in his best Jimmy Stewart impersonation): "Do...do...do it again, ya whore!"
Molly (while we were reminiscing about a VERY large man and how his diet probably consisted of eating people): "I don't know about you guys, but Caucasians give me the runs."
Stumble It!
posted by Kevin Charnas | 10:15 AM
8 Comments:
Now EVERYONE wants to hang out with Geness and Molly.
HA you managed to use a senario w/ Nazi and Lesbian in the same blog1!! lol ;O)
You are a very funny man,...HA HA!
Man, your friends would be great at parties! Great blog!
Pardon my embarrassing ignorance, but what the hell is a four-one-one?
lmfaooooooo omg Kevin !! you ad from google was for mouth sores the first time i looked and the second time ...it was for helping people with brain tumors! let me know when the neighbors put up a for sale sign were lookin for a new place lol
Caucasions give me the runs.
That is the funniest shit ever. LMAO
Four-one-one or 411. What we dial on the telephone if we are looking for someone's phone number. Much easier than going thru the phone book - but you get charged
Not a dull party.
Happy fourth,
Lisa
i'm liking the 411 on the vagina, some men need that direction.
m
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