Gutter Blog #2 Hump De Hump Day...

Well, I think it may be that time again when I list a few of the "searches" that bring people to me. The heat and humidity (which is VERY rare here in Santa Barbara) is relentless and I'm feeling a little worn down. So, I'm just feeling like it's that kind of day where I'd like to contemplate sickos. If you're so inclined to take a gander at Gutter Blog - the first installation, please do. Otherwise, let's get on with it...

* Large soapsuds enema (why large? that bad, huh? Actually, Turbulent Waters is going to haunt me to my dying day)

* Bulging wrestlers crotch balls (my Mother again, no doubt)

* Soapsuds enema to the extreme (while sky-diving???, what's extreme?? Like maybe...blasting shit everywhere while skateboarding down a ramp?? Or maybe receiving a soapsuds enema and then attempting to perform the Can-can in front of a large audience while holding it??)

* Where are they buried? (and how the hell should I know?)

* Food items lodged back roof of throat (oohhh...from when I was lucky enough to get a bagel stuck in my nose for most of the fucking day )

* Apple soaked in vodka (now THAT'S more like it)

* Gay men pooping (I will never understand pooping fetishes - NEVER! And why just "gay men", what? Straight men pooping don't do it for you?)

* Holding her groin (probably because someone just kicked her in it...LOTS of sickos search "kicked her in the crotch". Is this a turn-on? To kick a woman in the pussy?)

* Brother-in-law's bulging shorts (so...do you think that he posted pictures of himself for you to secretly find? And to my brother-in-law who DOES read this; Lovie? I DID NOT write anything about your bulging shorts...mmm-kay?)

* My Boyfriend let the dog mount me (and you're searching this out? What? To see if it's common? And honestly, let us own our actions. Let us take responsibility for our own lives, okay? Wasn't it really YOU who let the dog mount you? Huummm?)

* Ruffied (okay, probably my Dad again)

* Barbara Bush in underwear (hold on while I puke)

* Brian Boitano tighty whities (hold on while I puke)

* Brian Boitano is he gay (if you have to ask this, I say go back and graduate from the 3rd grade. Or you can look here or queer)

* Smashed balls (I can't tell you how many people search this out. Well, I could... but then I'd have to smash someone's balls)

* As a boy I wore panties and a gown (no doubt my Dad again...and they come to me...nice)

* Brian Boitano and marriage (to who? Liberace? Elton John? Richard Simmons?)

* Brian Boitano foreskin (I'm certain that I just threw up a little in my mouth...maybe a lot)

And why am I the authority on Brian???... Miss Boitano if you're NASTYYY...