I Can't Even Think Straight (hehehe)

I can barely even think right now. ~d has me all a-fluster with her post Once Upon A Table... I think that I may want a cigarette and I don't even smoke. My hands are perspiring and I'm just feeling more confused than usual. I've already tried spanking my own ass and pulling my hair, but that really didn't do much.

As if that wasn't enough, Nikki had me laughing until the tears were rolling with her recount of her family's flatus-maximus story; Fun With Flax Seed. So, I think that I'm going to go and read both of these lovely ladies' posts again...maybe two more times, maybe more.