Dead Chihuahua = Weapon???
Oh.My.God. I really don't know what to say. I'm kind of at a loss for words...kind of...but not completely. My friend Dickie in D.C. just sent me this completely disturbing story. However, what's possibly more disturbing is the inappropriate BURST of reluctant laughter that I could not contain.
"Angry owner uses dead puppy as a weapon.
A woman angry that her new puppy had died pushed her way into a dog breeder's home and repeatedly hit her on the HEAD with the dead Chihuahua, authorities said."
JENNSTER affectionately refers to me as "fucktard", which I happen to think is rather hysterically endearing. However, I'm thinking that this person is really, truly a real-life "fucktard". You can read all about her here at; REAL LIFE FUCKTARD!
YOU GUYS!!! This psycho REPEATEDLY struck the other person in the HEAD... WITH A DEAD CHIHUAHUA!!! Then, THEN...as she was driving away, she waved the poor dead thing out of the SUNROOF of her car in defiance SCREAMING threats!!!
Where? Where on god's green and blue and all the other colors Earth do these people come from??? Besides hell...and George W.'s administration...same thing, I guess...BUT WHERE???
I promise, this is my last post about any dead animals for a long while...I promise.
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posted by Kevin Charnas | 7:40 AM
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i head this on the radio this morning.
people are fucktards.
I... am a horrible person.
This is the first thing that has made me crack a smile all day long.
(The reason for this is, of course, your reaction to the story, not the story itself. That woman needs to be kicked repeatedly in the ass.)
omfg.. i realize that this is horrifying, but i am fixin' to piss myself because i can't stop laughing!!!!!!!!!! what a fucking freaky bitch! WHO HITS SOMEONE ON THE HEAD WITH A DEAD PUPPY?!??!! LOL.. omg! she's not a fucktard, she's a fuckface. yeah. and a dumb one too!
Admittedly, it is horrifying. HORRIFYING! ...and yet, your writing about it... so f-ing funny.
:)
We call people like that FREAKS! shes a fuckin FREAK! Shes probably related to that whoredog Gingers owner ! I still can't get over that whole thing! I was just diggin thru your drawers today readin the archives :)
Well it looks like we're all sickos then, because I had to smirk too.
I only discovered you recently through Oh, The Joys, and I'm loving your blog, btw.
Well, I'm sick just like the rest of you - cause I'm gigglin' my ass off.
She is a sick sick woman. She doesn't deserve to have pets.
so, did the onions make you cry about this one??????? Ha. A big different from a chiuahua and a seal, but still, the lady is psycho. maybe she is really psycho and killed the puppy as opposed to it just plain old dying??
Ok, chalk me up on the horrible side, because I busted out laughing at that one. WHOSE puppy dies and then immediately thinks to hit someone over the head with it????? Fuh Reak.
That is one sick beeee-utch.
I must say, to use an animal in that way is senseless. And besides that her ass is friggin psycho.
Some one call the truck, this one's a looney.
the question that keeps going through my head: how long does it take for puppy rigermortis (sp?) to set in...thus, was the puppy stiff or limp?
This is so sick ... and so frigging hilarious! Thanks, you made my day.
I can't help it, but really, it made me laugh (not the puppy dying part but the rest of the visual)...
How demented does that make me?
I saw this article too -
actually not too shocked.
I was certain it was one of my former red-neck neighbors, or better yet, my hubby's ex-wife.
Her fat psycho ass would do that.
Very sad.
OK. Well, she didn't beat the puppy to death-that we KNOW of. And if the puppy was ALREADY dead...(uh) does it matter if she used it as a weapon? Because, yeah, I agree its not COOL, but the puppy was dead already.
I say put this woman in a cage with Ann Coulter and let em' at each other.
How fucked up I that I can actually think of a few people who do deserve a dead puppy beating?
Sweatpantsmom...I AM SOOOOO WITH YOU!! I would pay a ransom just to see this crazyass woman beat the shit out of Ann Coulter...
Can we put Bush in there as well?
Well, Nikki, Jen, Attila, Jessica and Mel - I'm glad that I'm in good company, or demented company. :) At least we're together and there's always strength in numbers. Because I couldn't help but bust out laughing at this fucked up scenario either. See Mel? You aren't alone.
Panda, Emma and Mrs. T, thanks so much for visiting and joining the sick-o crew for laughing about this!
Kat & Painterbeachgirl; I hadn't even thought about either of those options.
ACG - yep.
Xtasy - "beee-utch" will crack me up 'til the day I die...and even then, I'll still be laughing.
Jennster - I knew it...I knew you'd love this one.
Holly - very glad that your hubby is with you now.
Sweatpantsmom & Jen - I couldn't agree more.
Kim - I KNOW! Can you believe it? I have to see those people almost everyday. The patience of self-restraint is highly over-rated.
~d - I just never thought of using a dead Chihuahua to beat someone over the head with...I've thought about a LOT of shit, just that one never occurred to me. :)
hey! where is my comment on my comment? do i need to come up there and beat your ass with a dead chihuahua???
FUCK! I SWEAR I wrote one...maybe it was in my head!! I was going to write that yes, unfortunately I know a LOT of people who need beat with a dead chihuahua...now, including myself...
AND, you just made me BURST out laughing again...
Kristin, this is meant for Kristin.
OH, and I want to go to the Seal camp with your boy...Kristin, are you one of the coolest or what?
'kay, i tried really hard not to laugh, but i think i need to change my panties now.
there is only one explanation for this woman......she was on CRACK. only thing i can think of.
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Can't stand small kick-me dogs so I am fine with this. Yeah, don't look at me that way. I don't like 'em. (sticks out tongue) If I could throw small kick-me dogs at people I would. It is a pet peeve of mine. ;)
I love dogs and all - Christ, I train dogs for a living - But the idea of some psychotic woman whacking another person over the head with a dead puppy struck me kind of funny. Horrible, I know. But I giggled. Sorry.
Which reminds me of that old song from the Dr. Demento show... "Dead Puppies, Dead Puppies, Dead Puppies aren't much fun." Maybe not, but they make an effective weapon.
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