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Tuesday, May 30, 2006

This Little Piggy Got Twisted

We've had incredible weather for almost a week now. Just really stunning days of clear blue sky and a warm sun lapping at our fog and rain soaked skin. After all of the rains of winter, we moved right into weeks and weeks of fog. Which at least we can still get out in the fog, but after a while, the solid gray just began to wear on me. So, the weekend was just beautiful and much appreciated.

I've been swimming everyday in the pool and doing my laps. I used to be a competitive swimmer growing up and was trained as a Search and Rescue Swimmer in the U.S. Coast Guard. So when I'm in the water, I'm truly in my element. I emerge from the pool feeling refreshed, a renewed sense of spirit that is bursting with quite possibly an un-realistic invigoration to save the world, or at least to collapse into a chair poolside fully relaxed. And feeling that for the moment, all is right with the universe...At least for the next 30 minutes.

So, I emerged from the pool on Monday, drying my freshly worked body in the warmth of the sun and feeling the temporary euphoria of the pool-induced drug. The sun was warm and was wrapping my body in its embrace. As the water dripped to the ground from my skin, so did my current worries and concerns. I felt a peace and serenity, a courage and a boldness all at the same time.

Will was there as well. He was lying on his stomach upon a lounge chair and was looking at the ground. While I was drying myself off, he was looking at my feet. And he said, "Look at your little toes..." It rang in my tranquil ears with the tone of endearment, rounding the back corners of his molars to spill forth an anticipated compliment upon his lips.

And so he continued, "It looks like someone broke 'em... and twisted 'em..."

Doesn't he just say the sweetest things?

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24 Comments:

Blogger carrie said...

Sounds Perfect! I love your writing (and humor)!

Carrie

11:12 PM  
Blogger denise said...

sweet talk, my favorite.

11:40 PM  
Blogger Mel said...

Gawdamighty, sounds like my husband. :)

1:03 AM  
Blogger Margaret said...

He loves you even though you're twisted... that's a good thing.

4:05 AM  
Blogger Christina_the_wench said...

This may sound sexist but the truth has to be told and I'm just the chikc to do it. Men's feet, (yes, even yours, Kev), are uggggggly. You know I'm right. Yes, I am.

4:53 AM  
Blogger Susan @ YOW said...

What a romantic guy...sigh...

I'm glad you're having some good weather. Enjoy!

5:31 AM  
Blogger Anonymous City Girl said...

OOhhhh...
I'm jelous.

5:56 AM  
Blogger mollymcmommy said...

ah, how sweet! LOL!

BUT kevin, I gotta agree with christina, most men's feet are ugly, i really think that men should take the pledge too, it can only help. or if not taking the pledge at least do the world a favour and refrain from sandals! LMAO!

i think if people display unsightly feet they are just asking for it. its like asking their spouse, "does this make my butt look fat?" when you know it does, and really you're just asking for it. so when the spouse says "yes it does" we have no right to be miffed cause, like i said we were just asking for it! LOL!

that said, he may love you but not your feet :)

you crack me up! LMFAO!

m

7:10 AM  
Blogger Tara said...

hahaha! How romantic

7:49 AM  
Blogger ~d said...

I like feet. Hooray for tootsies! I am rapidly learning that some males do not grow up-or rather can fall back to 8 years old in an instant! Men have to be the funniest thing! I like what margaret said abt loving you although you are twisted.

7:55 AM  
Blogger kim said...

lmao ... Ask Will go on a date to get pedicures and suprise him with a waxing ;)~

8:39 AM  
Blogger Becky said...

LOl i KNEW this was going downhill by your tone. what a sweet guy!

9:32 AM  
Blogger Rainman said...

I will never understand foot fetish's. Unless they are dressed in heels.

Ok, so who else has a second toe longer than the big toe.

10:30 AM  
Blogger Jim Kukral said...

What a bitch!

11:04 AM  
Blogger Nikki said...

LOL. I know just what you mean. Hubby does that to me all the time.
Kind-a makes you want to put your foot somewhere not nice doesn't it.

12:28 PM  
Blogger jennster said...

well at least he didn't shit his pants when you walked too close to him

12:39 PM  
Anonymous jen said...

So I guess he hasn't sucked them ever? I mean...he is just now noticing your toes?! DAYUM!

1:49 PM  
Blogger mollymcmommy said...

OMG OMG, jennster that is a GOOD one!!!!
LMAO!!

m

3:41 PM  
Blogger Kevin Charnas said...

THANKS A LOT MOLLYMCMOMMY!!!
You guys are so mean to me.
See Jennster? you are just RUINING MY LIFE!
DAMN IT!

i have to agree, it was pretty damn funny Jenn...
BUT YOU'RE GOING DOWN!!!!

4:45 PM  
Blogger ~d said...

i am talking smack abt you on Kim's site...CHEESE!

6:34 PM  
Blogger gingajoy said...

at last he didn't say your arse looked big in those speedos. mutant toes--that i could live with;-)

8:35 AM  
Blogger kat said...

i want cool toes. my cousin has webs between some of his toes, and i don't understand why i didn't inherit that trait as well. i mean, his son is the only other one in the family with tri-colored eyes. why couldn't the recessive web-gene also be mine?

just know that your toes make you special...and identifiable in a morgue should you perish unfortunately.

10:13 AM  
Blogger Kristin said...

Donna Martin would have smacked his ass for that one.

Or, at least gotten a foot massage.

2:24 PM  
Anonymous Christine said...

My sistah at Mommy Needs a Martini told me about your site. I'm into the swimming pool bliss, I just found out yesterday I've been sharing my lane with the #2 85-year old swimmer dude in the USA!

But worse than shriveled things, it's the hairs that float just below surface, and have mystery-objects attached to them, that really freak ME out.

5:52 PM  

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