Like Faith and Like Hope and Like, OHMYGOD
Working in Off Campus Studies at UC Santa Barbara has been great for many reasons. It has given me a steady income and provides me and Will with full benefits (which I'm still happily amazed at) and has also allowed me lots of time to continue and pursue my writing. I would've never finished my play, assembled enough short stories for an upcoming book, or had the peace of mind to keep at my poetry - had it not been for this job. Now whether any of it is any good is another story.
I also feel privileged to sit in on quite a few different classes while filming them. I've learned far more than I ever did in my undergraduate days at Kent State University. I barely even remember my undergraduate days. I remember throwing up a lot. And falling down stairs a lot. And even waking up outside in the bushes and behind buildings. But that's all beside the point, I've been re-educated on much more than sometimes I want to know.
UC Santa Barbara is quite a juxtaposition. Nobel Laureates (I met one today, in fact) scattered here and there among the skateboards, tube-tops, bleached hair and surfboards. The average income for a family of a student that attends here is far above the national average. But you also have plenty of socially minded individuals that still feel the desire and gumption for social change. However, this does not come without some comedy. Thank god.
Last week in a Sociology class that I was filming, a student was giving a presentation. The student was not born with the breasts that she was sporting and actually, you could've set a small child upon them, maybe two and there seemed to be plenty of students, young men and women alike who seemed to be enthralled with her outfit, or what was barely in it. Her breasts were just about ready to explode into the room, practically breaching the seams of her tube-top - yes, a tube-top for her presentation. Her hair was completely jazzed to be there as well as were her hands that kept touching her hair in un-natural, sexually suggestive ways. She basically looked like a super porn star giving a presentation on social inequality. "OOO, aahhh...mmm...Momma likes that! YEAH! THAT'S IT! GLOBILIZATION IS WRONG! SPANK THOSE GLOBAL CORPORATION PIG-FUCKERS OUT OF ME - YEAHHH!!!"
And honest to god, this was a bit of her presentation: "Like people are like driving BMW's and then, like people are like....eating trash...and that's bad. Totally bad. And like Bill Gates probably has like, 25 cars that each cost like $500,000 and then you have people going to work like on their rollerskates - that's just so wrong. And then you have people who have like real big huge houses and then like...people who...don't." And interspersed during her presentation she would mumble something inaudible to herself and then kind of laugh.
It was certainly a little bizarre and by the looks the poor thing was getting, a lot of people thought so. However, I managed to get a glimpse through my preconceived judgment of her. And I realized that she really meant what she said and she said what she meant. And albeit she didn't have eloquence, and she didn't have articulation and she didn't have sophistication, she did have faith...that things could be better.
And that gave me hope.






22 Comments:
And that is all that matters. Conviction behind your ideas and dreams. Unfortunately, presentation means TOO much in this 'beautiful' society. ~sighs~ I think we miss a lot of great things because of it.
i know alot of people that spent their undergraduate days at kent throwing up and falling down stairs!
my husband totally goes to work on roller skates.
hmmm... she must be smart to have been accepted at ucsb, so maybe she was loopy from the pain killers after the boob job?
i don't know, women have so much to offer and yet they often act as though being pretty is enough.
hey! where can we see the play? read the book? swoon over the poetry?
You lead such an interesting and colorful life Kevin! I find myself waiting to see whats next and checking to see if you've updated yet wayyy to often
and yeah what kristin said, are you holding out on us? is there a secret poetry blog?
I almost choked on my bagel as I read (and laughed my ass off) at: ""OOO, aahhh...mmm...Momma likes that! YEAH! THAT'S IT! GLOBILIZATION IS WRONG! SPANK THOSE GLOBAL CORPORATION PIG-FUCKERS OUT OF ME - YEAHHH!!!"
I think if more people gave speeches like that...we would have world peace...
um. um. how is it possible that i have NOTHING witty to say to this boobalicious post?!?!?!
I totally agree with Jen on this one. I almost peed myself laughing so hard.
I would like to say if you are holding out a poety blog. We are all going to band together and kick your ass. We will however, give you this one opportunity to fess up.
you guys are killing me! truly, i'm laughing my ass off...what ass I had left, which is actually something when compared to my brother Craig's, which is completely comprised of hair - i bet it's like shitting through a wig. yuk.
Actually, i've posted some poetry here and there in my archives. But, I didn't really think that anyone cared much for it...so, I tried to keep the poetry posts to a minimum.
As for the play, Kristin - I'll be performing it here in Santa Barbara and a theater in North Hollywood. I can't remember the name of the theater, but I'll let you know. I'm meeting with the director today. It's a one-person play, I'm playing 13 characters - and hope to have it rehearsed and up for production by August...probably a little later, we'll see. :) Unless it sucks, then I'll be wiping my ass with it and lighting it on fire...which would just be a terrible smell...burnt shit...and with my brother Craig? that would be burnt shit AND hair. double yuk.
by the way, Kim - you are way too kind. Thank you, I'm really very flattered. But sometimes, I just think, "Is this really happening? Or am I delusional?" I think it's a little of both! LOL
Kristin,I've been cracking up all day picturing your husband riding on roller skates to work! HA!
Becky, I don't know how I got out of there alive.
And Jennster? What the hell? You're usually like, "Hey dickweed! Stop being a fucktard!" LOL
WHile I want to reassure you that I kept form control of my bladder I did laugh a lot at this post. I ti s exceptionally well written.
It was also a revelatonf ro me as I hafd always assumed "CLueless" wasa comedy but it apears that it may have been a documentary.
Bravo! I laughed my ass off at this one. You wrote it so well!
I've always wondered...and this may sound funny, but do boobs that big really work as floatation devices? lol
well, like, i might have my own sorry-ass boobies, but, like, at least i have an ounce of intelligence, y'know?
You don't think you could send me a copy of that video do ya? Sound isn't important. thx.
I love that you saw the beauty within, the sincerity and the conviction even through the dumb girlygirl routine.
Those girls make me sad, but where there's life, there's hope. In ten years perhaps she'll look back on the girl she is now and... uh... pop her gum and roll her eyes, or something.
I could swear I left a comment here this morning... and where is it? Damn the inferior internet connection at my job.
Kevin, as usual you had me in hysterics while trying to drink my morning coffee.
I can't wait to see your play. I'm moving out to Santa Barbara. Today! Right now. I'm going to go pack.
Ha! You do crack me up.
This reminds me of a scene from that movie 'Legally Blonde.' Except, like, you know - it's totally like real life and stuff, you know?
And did I get this right - you have it on film? What - no YouTube?
(But I do give you credit for giving her the benefit of the doubt and finding the humanity there.)
I,umm, I came to you via ( uhh ) fucking Call me Soccer Mom and Fucking die and I was passing the fuck thru to holla at you abt the use of f-ing as oppossed to fucking. and i so did NOT read your entry-yet. I like totally fucking plan to, but I so wanted to holla at you too! SO! Let me quit effing around and go and read your effing entry.
Kevin man. Thank you for the Gulf Coast relief. Umm, in all seriousness-the girl are you SURE she is that stupid and wasn't flirting in her own way? I mean, that sounds a bit 'airy' for anyone to be.
Susan, something tells me that we would be fast buds if you moved out here...I'd love it! Who knows, we might end up finding ourselves in New York. I feel a move coming on in the next year or so...
~d, that's a good point and she may have been...but...on the other hand, I've witnessed her for about 7 weeks now and she's kind of loopy. She's sincere and well-meaning, but walks around like she just had sex with a football team - although, it may just be her gig.
jeez. It is just tought to imagine someone that...dumb.
BTW: I saw that you hollad back at me on SOMEONE's site, but now I have no clue whose site it was. I swear I need post its when I blog.
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