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Wednesday, May 24, 2006

Blogger Blip...damn it.

Okay, so I'm working like an asswipe today. And I'm not thrilled about it. I don't know who the fuck came up with this whole work thing, but I don't appreciate it. However, I have been enjoying checking out the usual suspects whom I stalk on a regular basis in the blogging world. Forgive me, I have to make this quick...

I was just over at Tony's reading about how he and Allie are expecting a baby girl! YYAAAYYY!!! This is all great, right? Right. Honestly, how exciting, it really truly is and I'm envious. And I'm looking forward to hearing all about it from Tony. In my own life, I will look forward to the day when Will and I are able to adopt. Unless I strangle him first, but that's another story.

So, Tony was writing about the ultrasound and how (and I quote), "That better be the last time my daughter's labias are on tv damnit!", which is extremely funny. So, I go to make my comments and copy and paste this line in the comments section because it's so fucking funny. It still all sounds good, right?

It was all good right up to the point where I had to copy and paste and send a job description to a colleague. Yep. Something happened where I didn't apparently copy it correctly??? And didn't proof read it before I sent it. So NOW, I'm proof reading it and in the middle of the job description, it says, "That better be the last time my daughter's labias are on tv damnit!"

That's just fucking great. Actually, it is...I just don't know what the hell I'm going to say...

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24 Comments:

Blogger ~d said...

this is a fucking great post, man! You really laid it all out there didn't you?
BTW: I am FIRST-WOO !

5:56 PM  
Blogger Tara said...

hahaha!! Ooops

11:00 AM  
Blogger Christina_the_wench said...

OMG you're back. ~whew~
I can sleep tonight now. kim and I were worried.

I have nothing for you. You're on your own. Bwahahahahahaha

11:19 AM  
Blogger Anonymous City Girl said...

YaY! You're back.

12:15 PM  
Blogger Anonymous City Girl said...

and your blue eyes!

12:16 PM  
Blogger Becky said...

omg

dude seriously im cracking up OUT LOUD! what are you gonna do!?!?

ps. i love your eyes. i might steal you away from will. and ditch the hubby somewhere lol

12:20 PM  
Blogger kim said...

I was like WTF is Kevin!! *takes deep breaths*
Let me know how that works out for you ...Im sure you can talk your way out of that minor faux pas...easyyy!

12:20 PM  
Blogger jennster said...

LMFAO!!!!! BWAHAHHAHAHA- that's fucking awesome! you shithead.

12:27 PM  
Blogger Mel said...

Holy fucking shit! LMAO!!!!!!
I actually LOL in the office over that one... the only reason I'm not in trouble is that the boss is out today.
But OMFG!!! ROFL!!!
(Tell them Wild Jen did it.)
;)

12:38 PM  
Blogger Nikki said...

Ha! Damn, bet that's emabarrassing.

It least it wasn't something like

"My gonads are bigger than your gonads. Wanna compare?"

12:59 PM  
Blogger Susan @ YOW said...

HAHA...I can't believe you did that. Maybe this colleague reads your blog, in which he/she won't be AT ALL surprised by it.

p.s. I'm glad you're back. Don't leave us like that again.

1:14 PM  
Anonymous jen said...

I just fell off my seat...hold on...must.get.back.in.chair.
OK!
This reminds me of when I sent a very raucous Anti-Bush joke out to some friends...and then realized it also went out to 200 clients.
NOT GOOD!!!!
But...life went on...

1:22 PM  
Blogger Kristin said...

I was a-panic! Emailing with concern!
Whew, resting easy... when your site meter reads like 25 hits from Laguna Beach, CA, don't panic... not a true stalker, just me.

2:57 PM  
Blogger Margaret said...

Oh no. That's quite a little foobar.

I used to work for a publishing company that makes these big coupon books. I worked on the Louisville, KY edition and there was a coupon for a place called "My Old Kentucky Home." The copy was supposed to say "The symbol of Stephen Foster's most endearing song." But I made a typo and typed a 'd' in lieu of the 's' in song. 15,000 copies later we noticed... oops.

3:41 PM  
Blogger Mel said...

Hell, you never know, Margaret... maybe it was endearing! Heh... :)

3:48 PM  
Blogger Mel said...

Aaaah! Kevin, one of the ads for Google over there says "fart machine"! You rock! LMAO!!!

4:17 PM  
Blogger Grafxgurl said...

lol oh no.. youre in for it...
just tell the guy its for shock appeal or something...no wait.. NOTHING you say is going to be a good enough explanation!.....unless the guy is applying for a Porn role...*giggle*

8:18 PM  
Anonymous Moobs said...

I once sent out a legal opinion to a client in which I misspelt the word "count" by omitting the first vowel.

1:11 AM  
Blogger mollymcmommy said...

dang it, that would be embarassing, but freakin hilarious!

i have to comment on those blue eyes too, how dreamy :) much better than my cow pies, ugh! LOL!

m

7:28 AM  
Blogger texas math said...

First and foremost thanks for your kind words...and secondly its nice to see that something I say caused a bit of a stir... (and more comments on your page than mine!)...and third its still hilarious to think that some unsuspecting colleague is reading about someone's daughter's labia.

7:43 AM  
Blogger Anonymous City Girl said...

WTF!?
The blue eyes thang was MY line.
Whats with all the cock blockin'?

8:38 AM  
Blogger Kevin Charnas said...

You guys are cracking me the fuck up! I can't even believe what some of you did!

Moobs and Margaret? TOO funny...

Jen? Did you acknowledge the G.W. joke? Or just let it go?

And Anonymous City Girl? - not a worry love. It is still sooo flattering. But, I'm tellin' ya, you need to check out the size of my nostrils - they are large and in-charge. (they aren't THAT big, I just like to pretend that they are...no, you know what? they're pretty big) LOL

Becky? Let's go. tee-hee-hee.

Jennster, I love that you call me every name in the book. I'm not kidding - cracks me up EVERY time.

And mollymcmommy? Thank you...for visiting and the sweet comment. Although, I have a feeling that Anonymous City Girl is prepared to kick ass... LOL

8:51 AM  
Blogger Anonymous City Girl said...

Oh just wait till I get a couple martini's in me.. hee hee

big nostrils = big sexy.

9:02 AM  
Blogger Kevin Charnas said...

Big nostrils = Big sexy... hehehe...
At least I've been told that they go along with my Greek nose. I'm still not sure whether this is a good or a bad thing.

6:14 PM  

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