WARNING:
Do NOT try this at home. I repeat: Do NOT try this at home.
Actually, if you do, plan on staying at home.
To compensate for the burritos and chimichangas that I had for lunch yesterday, this morning I had a rather large serving of oatmeal and chased it with a glass of Aloe Vera Juice. Yeah, I might as well have eaten a stick of dynamite, followed by a chaser of nitroglycerine and stuck a match up my ass.






1 Comments:
Too damn funny. I am so glad I'm at home and not in my office; the spontaneous bursting into laughter thang would probably have scared the hell out of my coworkers.
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